Badass Labor and Birth Affirmations Cards Deck for Confidence in Childbirth


Childbirth is magical and joyful but it is also really hard work. Help yourself get through with these unique and original Badass Birth Affirmations card deck. These will help you reduce fear and increase confidence!

Need a little more than the typical flowery affirmations? These edgy and sweary affirmations will help you get through transition or any part of labor.

In the deck, you will get 19 4x6 color cards and 2 FREE SURPRISE CARDS are included.

The affirmations are as follows

"I AM a badass and I've fucking got this."

"I welcome the amniotic fluid because it's fucking goddess nectar"

"60 fucking seconds. I can hang on for 60 fucking seconds."

"Tons of badass bitches are birthing with me all over the world right now."

"My body opens like a big ass beautiful fucking flower."

"I trust my body because it's fucking awesome."

"Suck it up buttercup, I AM birthing this fucking baby."

"I am never alone. My baby is on this crazy ass journey with me."

"Down and out, baby. Down and out, baby. Down and fucking out."

"I find my happy place and go with the fucking flow."

"This will NOT last for fucking ever."

" I let this power and intensity flow right fucking through me."

"I ride the fucking waves and stay focused on my breath."

"Birth is SciFi, Spiritual, Messy, and Fucking Beautiful."

"Soften Open Fucking Release"

"Yes! Yes! Yes! I can totally fucking do this."


"Nevertheless, she fucking persisted."

"I can sit with really big fucking feeling and I am still ok."

"Even though I am anxious and afraid, I will be fucking brave anyways."

These arrived quickly and and quality I expected. My daughter thought they were hysterical. I would order them again as a gift.

Love these so much. They’re exactly my flavor! Excited to hang these around my birthing space!

If you are a birthing badass and not afraid to cuss it out, these are the affirmation cards you need <3

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